Going to the 2020 Games (Or not.) (Or maybe!) (Nope, definitely nope): A Play in Three Acts

Photos via UnSplash by Alex Smith, Geron Dison, and the CDC

Dramatis Personae

Me……………………………………… 30-something American, lifelong Olympics fan despite knowing the event’s problematic aspects

CoSport………………………………… Ticket broker for the Olympics in the United States

Japan…………………………………… The government, first led by Abe, then Suga. A guy named Taro Kono who’s in charge of vaccines.

Companies……………………………... Japan’s corporate interests. Organizations which employ the typical “salaryman.”

People of Japan………………………… The chorus, representing the majority opinion of Japanese residents.

IOC……………………………………. International Olympic Committee

Coca Cola, P&G, McDonald’s, et al…… Multinational corporations with a vested interest in Olympics-related revenue

Hotel workers, airport staff, et al………. Working people who did not ask for any of this

Bach…………………………………… Thomas Bach, current IOC President


Act One

Scene 1

United States, mid-2019. State of blissful ignorance.

ME

telling anyone who will listen, gleefully

OMG we have tickets to the Olympics!

Scene 2

United States, 2020. Darkened living room.

ME

stares at television screen in horror

No one is going to the Olympics. We all must focus on not dying.

Scene 3

Tokyo, Japan. Late 2020.

ME

Hooray, a vaccine! Maybe we will go to the Olympics after all!

COSPORT

dialogue in parentheses is spoken quietly, in asides to the audience

No foreign spectators! We don’t care if you live in Japan. Respond ASAP with your contact info (which we already have, LOL) or you will not get any of your money back! (Instead of like 70% of it back. We are entitled to our share because…reasons.)

ME

Wait, what?

Scene 4

Tokyo. Two days later.

COSPORT

LOL, JK. You live in the country? You can go now.

ME

Hooray!

Act Two

Scene 1

Tokyo, Japan. Early-to-mid 2021.

JAPAN

Hmmm, COVID case numbers are increasing. We must declare a State of Emergency!

State of Emergency is declared. Case numbers go down. SOE ends; numbers immediately go back up. This cycle repeats multiple times, with diminishing returns.

COMPANIES

Hmm. While the Internet exists, it’s still important our employees come to work on crowded trains and sit shoulder-to-shoulder in our offices.

JAPAN

LOL that’s cool. We get it. Our cabinet members totes had to have that in-person farewell dinner too.

We will continue to rely on individuals doing the right thing, though it is often unclear what that “right thing” may be.

PEOPLE OF JAPAN

We’re not seriously going to hold the Olympics this year, right? About 3% of the population is vaccinated. The case numbers are worse now than in 2020.

JAPAN

IOC

$$$

COCA-COLA, P&G, MCDONALD’S, ET AL

$$$

Scene 2

Tokyo, Japan. One month before the Opening Ceremonies.

JAPAN

There will be limited numbers of spectators at the Olympics.

PEOPLE OF JAPAN

expressions of horror and exasperation

JAPAN

Okay! No spectators! We’ll also give you another SOE that will last through the Games. Please stay home while we welcome the Delta variant…oops!…PEOPLE. People from all over the world! We’ve had an extra year to plan and have this totally under control. Right?

HOTEL WORKERS, AIRPORT STAFF, ET AL

all blink slowly

BACH

Our common target is safe and secure games for everybody; for the athletes, for all the delegations, and most importantly also for the Chinese people…I mean…

PEOPLE OF JAPAN

as one, chorus brings palms to faces

As curtain closes on the scene, a maniacal laugh is heard, and shadows flicker across the stage, evoking the flying monkeys scene from the Wizard of Oz. Except instead of monkeys, there are viruses.

Act Three

Scene 1

Tokyo. September 2021.

ME

I wonder when I’ll get those ticket refunds?

COSPORT

New phone, who dis?

Blackout

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